The Teslatonic Feline Statisizer

This brackish photo demonstrates a parlor display designed by the great Pip Trundle. This piece is known only to the creator and the main usage of this device is purely for parlor conjuring. With the addition of Mr Arm's patented voltage charge degenerator, the application to a modern homestead feline will produce heightened vertical increase by fusing the major Achilles tension. The handle is personally carved oak and the rest is up to you all.


Bellow is an example of what sits behind the vintage lead poured glass of the antique cabinets of Trundle Manor. Mr Arm has been collecting things in jars since early childhood and will continue until his end. Most have been put into jars by the man himself although some dated acquisitions have been mixed in. "There is something about nature confined and frozen in death that intrigues me." Enjoy the following pages. These photographs are all done by Mr Arm and are available as pints by contacting mrarm@thessoa.com.