The Teslatonic Feline Statisizer
This brackish photo demonstrates a parlor display designed by the great Pip Trundle. This piece is known only to the creator and the main usage of this device is purely for parlor conjuring. With the addition of Mr Arm's patented voltage charge degenerator, the application to a modern homestead feline will produce heightened vertical increase by fusing the major Achilles tension. The handle is personally carved oak and the rest is up to you all. |